Tuesday, March 27, 2001

But for this night the sky is for their eyes.

<Golbez> someone look at http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/meast/03/26/saudi.pokemon/index.html
<Golbez> and tell me
<Golbez> what the FUCK is going on in that picture

    But for this night the sky is for their eyes.

Smug compsci bitches make me hot

Why is it every prick at a software store who thinks he knows everything has EXACTLY the same voice?

Ah no, Black and White's not out, that's tomorrow!

Um. Read a webpage or two sometime ya moron.

Oh well, at least I was rescued from impulse buying what is probably just yet another Populous clone.

Subspace

It's funny, I haven't been playing much for a long time, as anyone who still checks this page has probably figured out, because it feels like I left Subspace on the old computer. I really need to see a shrink about this shit. I think part of it is that I wound up reinstalling ICQ which means every time I open the piece of shit I have to look at banner ads.

I have this to say about banner ads and then I'll be quiet about them for a while.

You own every dime of the revenue which has resulted from your viewing or clicking on ad banners. Someday soon take that revenue by force.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, we are coming up on my 4th Subspace birthday. I'm half-tempted to Retire® when that day rolls around next Wednesday, but I think I'll give this miserable hobby a fifth year, just for spite's sake. That, and if my departure resulted in a Council position for Rude Awakening people would probably send bombs to my house. :P

I'm changing the map in SCF to my official Monster in a Box™ - a monstrosity which I began in June of 1998, now in its 28th draft. May the Good Lord bless you all with fear of the unknown, for the unknown is the very living heart of badness and suffering.

Anyway, it'll go up in a few days, so the few dozen fans of Pleiades had better come and pay their last respects, or at least their last-for-a-while respects.

Platinum halo (I refused to spell his name correctly, sorry man) has started up a new Slayfest series. It began this last Sunday, but I think he forgot to tell anyone, and that no one told no one and so on and so on. Maybe this weekend the word will get out a little better and the game will amount to something more interesting. Not that the last one sucked or anything; there just weren't many people.

Oh yeah, something about SSCX being cut off from the rest of the world. Oh yes, I remember. GOOD RIDDANCE! Long live the Xalic Axis and to blazes with the rest of y'all.

Hey, this turned out pretty well. At the rate I'm going I should have something nice to say in time for the one year anniversary of Hyperspace's official release date. ;)

Monday, March 26, 2001

For Mackie



<SoSD> Here we are, fighing super mutants and deathclaws, and she's throwing knives.
<SoSD> Bloody ignorant whore.

    beneath the stain of time
    the feeling disappears
    you are someone else
    i am still right here

For Mackie
It would appear as though some time in the past three months I stopped really giving a shit.

Gee, I wonder how THAT happened.

Apologies to Mackieman and Absocold; all others pay cash.

See the rest of you assholes tomorrow.

Thursday, March 1, 2001

We saw it all in colour--now we're waiting for the cloud.

<Tankboy> ron jeremy looks like super mario

    We saw it all in colour--now we're waiting for the cloud.

The short of it

After a few hours of the hot spankin new Tribes 2, it's occurred to me that I have a lot of bile to spit on the gaming industry. I'm out of time for an update today, and frankly I have yet to sort out my thoughts, but suffice it for now to say that in the past two weeks, between Tribes 2 and Fallout Tactics, I've been more disappointed than I have in total since I got back into gaming in 1991. And it's dawned on me: What do we really have to show, in terms of multiplayer, for the five years between Subspace's earliest twinklings and this that we have today?

If you ask me, we have three and a half great Quake games and a giant selection of disappointments, ranging from downright horribleness to merely shocking mediocrity and finally to those mind boggling cases where sombody really nailed it right on the head, only to turn around and destroy their own wonderful creations.

I'll go into this in detail tomorrow. For now I must meditate.

Wednesday, February 7, 2001

Crazy shit


<Luse> my bridge building strategy is elite
<Luse> it's called
<Luse> fill the water with steel
<Luse> - nt -
<Sqoon> mine is even eliter. It's called "Mr Train, fucking gun it. Or else."

Nobody else here baby
No one else here to blame
No one to point the finger
It's just you and me in the rain



Crazy shit 
The quote-o-the-day seen above is a reference to the Cafe's insidious new pet game, Bridge Builder. I hate this game. And yet I'm afraid I must recommend it. You build bridges. They collapse. You try again. You're friends mock you. For some reason it still qualifies as a game. The feared and hated Eblanaites have put up a page full of successful bridge designs in an attempt to obliterate my self esteem. You can view these here. Or you can just put rocks in your pockets and walk into the sea.


Unbelievable 
Giants: Citizen Kabuto. Man oh man, what a game. I might put up some screenshots of this bad boy later on, because the ones I've seen online and in print just don't do justice to the game's beauty and scope, and certainly not to the hair raising oldskool Lucasesque action. Hmm...actually here is a good one. Also check this sucker out. Mmm. And the game plays like it looks. I hadn't been too interested for a long time because descriptions made it sound quirky, Shiny-esque, a genre bender - nut uh. It's an ass kicking, exciting, fun as hell FPS through and through. And it's god a nice fat five-mission demo that kept me busy several nights running. Can't recommend this game enough. GameSpot has the demo.


Yuck 

Didn't realize so much damn time had gone by. I'll do better! I promise! I haven't been doing my game reading anyway. Actually, I did read about the sickeningly condescending Dogma 2001 but spent so much time last night venting that I've nothing to say about it now. Maybe tomorrow.


You yeah 
Yall missed my krad radio show. Shows. Pacific time Noon Tuesday and 4:00am Wednesday, at kcsb.org - an hour and two hours respectively. Ambient music, noise, occasional bleepy beaty goodness, that sort of thing. Not much talking. You've been warned. ;) And don't call me or I'll hang up on you!

Sunday, January 28, 2001

January 2001

<cov\nap> goddamned aaa members "I'm by exit b3" they are *25* MILES FROM B3.
<kenta> lol
<cov\nap> GET A GODDAMNED MAP AND CALL ME BACK YOU IGNORANT JACKASS.
<einexile> hey if i ever break down can i ask for you?
<cov\nap> no
<cov\nap> you are in the domain of the auto club of southern california
<cov\nap> may god have mercy on your soul

Throw your mind away, fall into the sea.
There's nothing solid here. Dissolve your body today.

N e w s  o f  t h e  D a y
28 January 2001


Wow
It turns out Allegiance is doing alright.

For some reason I stopped playing the only other massive multiplayer action game (duck) around the end of the Summer. I think it was Fallout that did the deed. Recently I'd been thinking of returning, but repeated checks of MSN Gaming Zone showed there to be precious few people actually playing the game. For some reason, what used to be a fairly accurate reflection of the game's popularity is now worthless, as matches lasting two and three hours - often maxing out above 80 players - continue to happen on an almost daily basis.

Slight problem: I can't really remember how to play the damned thing. Guess that's in the nature of a good game, eh. There is other interesting stuff on the massiveness horizon, although I often wonder if there are many people left in Subspace who'd care. It's worth mentioning. Despite unfortunate statements by its developers implying an heavy emphasis on instant gratification, I have hope for Planetside. However, Verant recently issues a partial list of team members, and my theory that members of the original Subspace team may be involved has so far proven wrong. Nevertheless I look forward to a battle played out between so many people and over such apparently tremendous territory for an action game.

By contrast, we have Star Ware Galaxies. I'd been looking forward to this until I learned the other day that, unless I've made a terrible mistake, any fat fuck is going to be able to become a Jedi. To wit: "Our system," claims the FAQ, "is designed to allow the casual player, as well as the hardcore player, the opportunity to become a Jedi." Thank you assholes for ruining Star Wars. I was so hoping to become one of the most feared warriors in the galaxy on two hours a night. I am shallow and boring and cannot appreciate the experience of being frightened of other players in a game. The internet exists to make me feel like a badass for $10 a month.

Let's hope Sierra has a dagger up their sleeve in a big way. I'm guessing that if they do it might just have something to do with this.

I like writing about this sort of nonsense. I think I'll keep it up. You know I love Subspace and everything, but if I've got to wait another six months before I can open a door with a switch a la any other game circa 1994 and on, I think the frustration is going to kill me. Maybe that's why I've started playing Subspace more often in recent months: I've given up on trying to make it something it's not.

Good Lord, the infamous and horrific Mackieman has p1mpx0rd the infamous and horrific Cafe Eblana. Just do me a big favor and stay the hell out, k? ;P

By the way, it was in fact Mackie who talked me into getting off my fat ass and returning some of my idbound attention to this page, so thanks and shouts out to him for that, with a grudging runner-up award directed at conspiracy theory.

Sorry for not posting relevant links for Planetside and Allegiance. I'll try and use actual sources in the future rather than rely on vague memories formed at 3:00am during angry webflipping sessions. Speaking of which, did you know about this?



<SoSD> I like Windows 2000 too. If only it liked all the other things I like.

Close your eyes, touch your mouth in the mirror --
that's the wound that is made where the past meets the future.

N e w s  o f  t h e  D a y
27 January 2001


Hmm . . .
I guess I don't have a whole hell of a lot of time.

The DSL is broken again, for probably the 20th time since I first got it a year and a half ago. Verizon is a good company to deal with but I do not envy their task of doing support and maintenance of what appears to be innately an amazingly unstable and unreliable system.

The sound of a 56k modem makes me want to claw my eyes out. I'd remove it and install the old 33.6 if I could find it.

By law I have to watch Saturday Night Live now, or I'll miss the anomalous good writing and talented cast which occurs only once every twelve years.

What game was this page about again? :P



<repvblic> every teenager should be issued a copy of seasons in the abyss

You're packing a suitcase for a place none of us has been
A place that has to be believed to be seen

N e w s  o f  t h e  D a y
26 January 2001


Heeerrrrre's Johnny!
Bush won, the Millennium started twelve months and twenty-six days ago, and fuck you if you disagree.

God help me, I'm going to update this page today.

Developing...


Okay so

To make a long story short, the new design was basically finished, but in its present state, because I never really know what the hell it is I want, it was basically amounting to increase my confusion and clutter when its only purpose was to decrease those things.

I've never actually moved explicitly from one computer to another, and when I did so recently I experienced a creeping but intense feeling of disorientation. It was as though I had moved away from Subspace, in the same way that one moves away from one's favorite cafe. It might be only five more blocks to walk there, but strangely you find yourself never going. Here I was with Subspace and ICQ installed on this thing for over a week, and I for some reason couldn't get used to the idea of opening them. Subspace and ICQ were part of the other computer. Maybe if I'd had the sense to spring for that extra monitor this would not have been so much of a problem. Instead I again found myself lying on the expert couch of einexile the psychologist.

There's also the minor consideration that I'm hopelessly addicted to Quake III Team Arena. Jesus what an amazing game. Combine some of the best deathmatch ever with the more considered pacing of Tribes, a smooth interface and none of the pretentious intellectual bullshit that drags down most team games - throw in something like fifteen of the best CTF maps ever made; I had to check the credits to see if some new amazing talent had joined up, but no - it's all just good ol' Willits, Xian, and Jaquays, at the tip top of their form for some of the most fun and varied level designs I've ever seen. Amazing. All that and the music, for once, is honestly good - reasonably sohpisticated stuff and compatible with the gameplay. Game of the year easy.

So anyway it will happen eventually, this redesign, but not any time soon - and not until I am personally capable of maintaining and modifying it without needing to open up a book on web authoring. Until that's the situation I'd rather work with something I'm comfortable with.


As for Subspace
Part of the reason I haven't been updating much is I have very little to say about this game and I know very little about other games. Since this isn't going to change and no one seems much to care, I think I'll just plan on that being the case from now on.


And speaking of Subspace
Read over at Subspace HQ that thje immortal OneIFreak, best known for being the only member of the Mapmakers Guild who makes maps, has produced yet another of his gorgeous Subspace shipsets. And with this new set he has honestly outdone himself. The best thing about Onei's replacement sets is they actually look like they belong in Subspace. There are four different sets to choose from, all including the rolling files. Go have a look.


I think maybe I am gay
So I'm in the car on the freeway and this Smiths song comes on which I've never heard before, and I haven't heard the song before and The Smiths are okay with me, so I turn it up some, and Jesus, I almost have to pull over onto the shoulder for fear of losing control of the car, this song is so fucking beautiful. There Is a Light That Never Goes Out. Fine, laugh at me. You won't be laughing when you're spending the rest of eternity eye-deep in boiling shit for turning your whitebread punk nose up at the Moz.